Words cannot describe how much I dislike desks that have chairs attached to them. They’re hard to arrange creatively and after you sit in one for more than an hour or two, you feel like you need someone to crack your back for eight straight hours or until you feel human again. Whichever comes first.

ironthulkeywidfury:

sprite-wings:

fuck-yourprettyface-6661:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

porcupines sound like someone speaking through a kazoo and I tihnk that’s fantastic

OH MY FUCKING JE SUS F U CK

I REQUIRE A PORCUPINE AND A PILE OF PUMPKINS IMMEDIATELY OH MY FUCKING GOD

HE IS SO EXCITED

After about 5 solid hours of working together through one long project after the end of contract time, my coworker and I were still laughing and joking, so I think that’s a good sign.

I just got home from work after being there for 13.5 hours straight. Do I eat a real-food dinner or a junk-food dinner?

"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."
Yara Bashraheel  (via sundaylatte)

Finding stuff you wrote almost ten years ago is a really strange experience.

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
 Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus)

I went on a really jerky roller coaster today that caused my head to hit the side of the safety bar so many times that I’m pretty sure I know what it would feel like if Nynaeve boxed my ears.

"Pliny the Really Very Young’s account of being unable to see the eruption of Vesuvius due to being put to bed early for some bullshit excuse"
Book-that-should-be title from Jasper Fforde, The Woman Who Died a Lot (via miss-m-calling)