androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

punnylittlepiggy:

Moiraine literally bullied one of the FORSAKEN into carrying water around

what a goddamn legend

twerkingderp:

iconic

"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
Monica Drake- Clown Girl (via sweetcheeksaremadeofthese)

If I keep practicing these Scottish dances, I think I’m gonna have some beastly calves.

vanityfair:

Happy National Dog Day! 
Photograph by Sam Jones. 

vanityfair:

Happy National Dog Day! 

Photograph by Sam Jones. 

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

francsforthememories:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

On the downside, I’m not that attractive.

On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…

So there’s that…

According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.

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knifeeared:

eye of the world au where everything is the same except there’s a scene where Perrin or Mat accidentally calls Moiraine mom

  • My body: Five hours is enough sleep, right?
  • Me: WRONG. That is incorrect.
  • My body: Hah, you're awake now! Suck it.