I’m finally going through my “beginning of summer” project that I’ve been ignoring for two months

Last year, when students would ask me why they had to do (or couldn’t do) something, I’d tell them it was “because I’m a mean old lady.”

At the end of the year, I had them answer some questions about how they felt the class went and how they did, etc. The last question was pretty broad: “is there anything you want to say to me or that you think I need to know?”

These were two of my favorite responses:

"You’re a great teacher but a mean one. [illustration of me with sharp teeth]"

"Don’t always stop when students talk… (just advice) And be a little stricter (like old mean lady lol)"


If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules


i like to pretend i dance well but mostly i probably look like this



Thank you. My life is complete


modern au where literally every time Moiraine sees a fish or eats fish, she takes a picture of it and texts it to Siuan and it happens so often that Siuan is just like “Really, Moiraine? Really? You need to stop.”

The extent to which I identify with Liz Lemon is both amusing and unnerving to me.




my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”


i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone


modern au where warders are like secret service and have codenames for different aes sedai and when she was Amyrlin, Siuan’s codename was rainbow trout