is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”?
Moiraine literally bullied one of the FORSAKEN into carrying water around
what a goddamn legend
If I keep practicing these Scottish dances, I think I’m gonna have some beastly calves.
On the downside, I’m not that attractive.
On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…
So there’s that…
According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.
eye of the world au where everything is the same except there’s a scene where Perrin or Mat accidentally calls Moiraine mom