Is it sad that my distaste for Metatron grew exponentially just at seeing him spell Cas with two “s”s? Because that’s exactly what just happened.
I think I must be more exhausted than I realized because last night I dreamt that I fell asleep ON A ROLLER COASTER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TERRIFIED I AM OF ROLLER COASTERS?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS IT TOOK FOR ME TO GRUDGINGLY—AND THEN, YEARS LATER, WILLINGLY—SET FOOT ONTO A ROLLER COASTER AND STAY THERE?
(HINT: IT WAS A LOT OF YEARS)
Faile’s first conversation with Perrin is reminding me of the “What kind of bird are you?” scene from Moonrise Kingdom and that actually makes me really happy.
I’ve taken to telling all my classes that “Today is the best day ever!”
Most of them groan, but some of them just kind of smile, maybe because they agree but probably because I’m being crazy again. The latter is possibly my favorite thing and I have a feeling I’ll continue doing this because obnoxious positivity is kind of my fallback.
And making my students smile or roll their eyes good-naturedly is part of what makes my job worth it.
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever