Where do I sign up for Badassery Lessons with the Wise Ones?
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
It’s a good thing that other humans don’t rely on me for their meals because I don’t cook very often but a lot of my meals end up being really strange, either as a result of indecision or vastly different but equally important needs.
For example, dinner tonight is Margherita pizza because it’s easy and delicious, wild rice with mixed vegetables and soy sauce because of health benefits, and a tall glass of pink Moscato because high school students.
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that